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PostSubject: 5 Superpowers Science Will Give Us in our Lifetime   Fri Jul 17, 2009 11:23 am


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PostSubject: Re: 5 Superpowers Science Will Give Us in our Lifetime   Fri Jul 17, 2009 11:47 am

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This protein-based substance can also be found in human fetuses and assists in repairing any damage incurred by even the most hardcore fetus. Supposedly when the extracellular matrix is turned into a powder and applied to a wound the substance breaks down the surrounding tissue and causes it to rebuild in the same way it would in the womb. Which theoretically should let you heal stab wounds in seconds, while the knife wielding thug looks on in terror, stuttering, "T-THAT's IMPOSSIBLE!"

We can't argue with helping the wounded grow back tissue and limbs. The problem will come once somebody inevitably says, "You know, since we're growing it back anyway, we might as well grow it back better."

We could be looking at a future of monstrocities, swimmers cutting off their hands to get webbed fingers, basketball players adding a foot to their height by cutting off their legs, and men doing the unthinkable for the chance to be endowed like a porn star. Clearly this would be a terrible thing, somehow.

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PostSubject: Re: 5 Superpowers Science Will Give Us in our Lifetime   Sun Jul 19, 2009 12:42 am

Dope! i shall be king! farao
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